thewideopenair:

    Congratulations!! LOL you achieved your goal!

    (Source: heyfunniest, via thgtimelord)

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    johngreenismypatronus:

    definingmymattering:

    liamdryden:

    rocketfists:

    letstrythistumblrthingout:

    John Green says something.

    (From the TFiOS audiobook. No spoilers.)

    I was hoping someone was gonna post this!

    Real human being.

    Hashtag Real John Green.

    This might just be the most inspirational and beautiful thing I have ever heard John say, ever.

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    first section we cover deals with Chem

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    The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

    (Source: breadstickfanclub, via alwaysdenytheapocalypse)

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    pilosopogyno:

    • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
    • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
    • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
    • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
    • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
    • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
    • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

    (Source: shyieesolove, via orgy-of-nerdiness)

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    rubywhiterabbit:

    My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

    Pluto is there.

    The artist remembered Pluto.

    Guys…

    The artist drew Pluto crying.

    (via orgy-of-nerdiness)

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    chasingstarshine:

    I don’t have anymore blank discs so we have option a) inbox me your email and I’ll send you a file now or b) inbox me your address and wait for me to go buy more discs at the store which make take some time but it’ll happen within the next two months.

    The first ten people who want physical cds will get them. I’m just going to do ten though. So far, five people have dibs on a cd because of ~internet friendship so there’s five more spots available.

    Time to find an envelope large enough to send CDs in now.

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    carelesshoneybadger:

    justmybones:

    Just click the two bottom images and read the reviews. Trust me.

    [x]

    this is fantastic

    (via orgy-of-nerdiness)

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    splinteryourspine:

    splinteryourspine:

    I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

    now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

    (via originalglazed)

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    mrschriskendall:

    everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

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    megustamemes:

Only the funniest memes get posted onto this blog. Click here if you’re bored!
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    orgy-of-nerdiness:

    I bet autocorrect was invented in he’ll

    It serves it’s purpose well though

    (Source: patkirch)

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    mopedstories:

deathsownlittlestar:

lmfao, this made me laugh.

Always reblog Alexi making cookies.

    mopedstories:

    deathsownlittlestar:

    lmfao, this made me laugh.

    Always reblog Alexi making cookies.

    (via abbystractart)

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