December 2011
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Dear You: December 31, 2011 (One) →
writeletterstoyou:
Dear You,
I drove through a storm yesterday. Lightning was smooth across the air, the skin of the sky crackling with static, the smell of warm ozone flitting through my face. The sky was masked by gray covers, sheets of thin darkness protruding like discolored bones. The rain fell upon the…
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2011 was awesome to me.
January: Got out of geometry and turned 15.
February: took drivers ed still out of geometry
March: finally got to show my ex-English teacher my writing skills.
April: Permit and wrote an epic essay in a day and a half.
May: Went to award ceremony for said essay where I won third place AND Relay For Life.
June: Freshman year ended AND gained a pen-pal.
July: Jamaica.
August: Band Camp and...
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
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My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
heyfunniest:
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Quirkyalone →
readmorewikipedia:
Quirkyalone is a neologism referring to someone who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a relationship.
A Reader's Fancy: Writing is no fucking joke. →
areadersfancy:
Why is it that writing is such an act of courage? It’s an intimidating craft, with so many critics, ready to tear you apart and file your name away as incompetent in an instant. This is why authors begin their careers under pseudonyms. They’re afraid that their unseasoned writing will forever put…
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I have a food blog on Wordpress; message me for the link.
I love baking but my favorite part of it is seeing peoples reaction when I give them what I made.
This year, one of my friends got me to edit/rewrite an application THE DAY BEFORE IT WAS DUE. He didn’t get the position(leadership), but the person reading the applications told him it was one of the best applications he ever...
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At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you’ll...
– John Green, Paper Towns (via hillaaryn)
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
silver moons & paper dreams: you are worth more. →
stargirlhannah:
Just so you know, you are going to get so much more than this one day. You will one day find someone who loves you for everything you are, and until you find someone who can’t be without you, don’t settle. Adoring someone is not love, and when you finally realize that you’ll…
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
Partying on New Year's Eve?
waitingfortheraintofall:
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Close your eyes, clear your heart, let it go...:... →
creatingaquietmind:
nostalgia n. The nebulous feeling that visits you at 2am, dancing around in the shadows of your mind, effortlessly escaping your attempt at describing it well and good; it lingers – in the pauses between breaths, the crevices between light and dark, the grey area dividing heart and mind – and…
2012 is going to be my bitch
icanhasflatstomachplez:
abirdtakingflight:
The end.
This.
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Just want a cup of tea with a good book and no...
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
yerawizardjessykah:
its-gotta-be-harry:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
REBLOG FOR THE GIFS OMG LOOLOLOLOL
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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